today's joke of the day From arlo
A man in a flowing white robe was seated next to an O'Malley on a flight from Boston. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
O'Malley asked for a double whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the man in the robe if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen wanton women than let liquor touch my lips.'
O'Malley quickly handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.