today's joke of the day
> Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The
> only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their
> only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if
> he could spot a rescue boat coming.
> One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe
> my
> eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
>
> The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're
> hallucinating;
> you've finally lost your mind. " But within a few minutes, up to the beach
> floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious,
> without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.
> The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and
> discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
> One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island
> for
> months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time....So ... do
> you think we should . well ... you know .. screw her?"
>
> "Out of WHAT?" asked the other.