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Story out of Poland:

Ex-con sues prison for orgasms

A former prison inmate is suing the state for the excess of orgasms he claims he had in prison. The inmate worked in a chamber with vibrating equipment used for concrete block production. "I pressed the equipment with my hips, very hard, it vibrated. I ejaculated every dozen minutes or so, and now I am infertile. I simply had too many orgasms," says the ex-inmate in his letter to a prison administrator. Prison administrator Franciszek Tarasewicz said the ex-inmate's claim took him by surprise, but he is going to treat the matter seriously. "The inmate wants to discuss with me the amount of money he feels we owe him due to his health deterioration," says Tarasewicz. "I admit it is the most extraordinary complaint that has ever been lodged with us."

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